In these frigid times, the worst and driest Chinese console winter of recent memory, one would be forgiven for losing all hope of ever playing with a handheld in the sun again. Better to buy a PS4 and become a GTA V in mom's basement. Nothing else required.
But then, this protocell comes oozing out of the JXD skunkworks, festering into evolved multilife and bridging the epochs of 2012 and 2015 in a single generational jump. As usual, for something not quite released, it is stunning on paper:
Drool worthy aspects for me (yep, I'm repeating, but if you don't like it, go visit that other dingoo site (hah, gotcha, didn't I?):
Some insanely powerful Nvidia Chip - not a Rocky, not an Amlogic - we're looking here at the Tegra K1: an Xbox 360 only leeeeetle!
A 1920*1200 323ppi screen, so even when this baby disappoints because upscaled Mr Do! just somehow don't seem right, you can still happily use the darn thing to watch xVids!
Look at those sexy dual analogs, dpad, xbox inspired buttons and the shoulders!
An f2.0 camera lens. In a little known (albeit better known) Chinese product of this kind, this is nothing short of miraculous. f2.0!
And it's spawned this, the ultimate commercial, titled, really, "Crazy Finger Joy":
You really need to see it to believe it. Go back and click play. Now.
You can actually order one too: here and here! Indulge and report back please!
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