In these frigid times, the worst and driest Chinese console winter of recent memory, one would be forgiven for losing all hope of ever playing with a handheld in the sun again. Better to buy a PS4 and become a GTA V in mom's basement. Nothing else required.
But then, this protocell comes oozing out of the JXD skunkworks, festering into evolved multilife and bridging the epochs of 2012 and 2015 in a single generational jump. As usual, for something not quite released, it is stunning on paper:
Drool worthy aspects for me (yep, I'm repeating, but if you don't like it, go visit that other dingoo site (hah, gotcha, didn't I?):
- Some insanely powerful Nvidia Chip - not a Rocky, not an Amlogic - we're looking here at the Tegra K1: an Xbox 360 only leeeeetle!
- A 1920*1200 323ppi screen, so even when this baby disappoints because upscaled Mr Do! just somehow don't seem right, you can still happily use the darn thing to watch xVids!
- Look at those sexy dual analogs, dpad, xbox inspired buttons and the shoulders!
- An f2.0 camera lens. In a little known (albeit better known) Chinese product of this kind, this is nothing short of miraculous. f2.0!
And it's spawned this, the ultimate commercial, titled, really, "Crazy Finger Joy":
You really need to see it to believe it. Go back and click play. Now.
You can actually order one too: here and here! Indulge and report back please!
Or just go here to whine about the price: http://boards.dingoonity.org/jxd-devices/jxd-s192/ , or to discover pretty graphs like this one: